Bank alt

An alt account used to store valuable items.

Person 1: you use a bank alt?
Person 2: yep.
Person 1: what a noob...

by bluehoodie April 20, 2024

Alt-Narr™

Alt-Narr™ /alt-nair/
noun

A narrative format in which a story changes upon each subsequent reading, producing new scenes, altered events, or different outcomes while maintaining a consistent foundational version.

Term coined by author C.M. James

“I finished the first version last night. But when I opened it again this morning, it gave me an Alt-Narr™ version of the story. A completely different storyline.”

by CM James December 3, 2025

Alt boho mom

The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.

Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.

A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"

Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."

Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."

by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022

alt ptsd

The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user

Please stop blaming newcomers as alts, you're developing alt ptsd!

by BakeWithMe February 7, 2025

Summer ALT

Summer ALT is someone who became alt during the summer of 2020 because of a trend.

Yea Rebecca thinks she has style now she’s just Summer ALT

by Dr.Edomorphase April 27, 2021

alt+f4

Used when you're watching porn and your mom open the door

Shit! I pressed alt+f4 and i forgot to save the website link!

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018

alt text

the text that (sometimes) appears when you hover over an image on a website, usually just briefly describing the image that you are looking at.

Person 1: *hovers over a random image- hey! I see text there! Wonder what it's called...
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?

by cyanbutneon September 4, 2023