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C-Shift

One of 3 Shifts to cover a 72 hour period within the Fire Department Schedule. Preceding A-Shift & following B-Shift.

Also known as “The Captains Shift”, though expected to perform 1/3 of equal work within the schedule, known to mostly not complete said work or even more often use said Captain as a “work shield” from drawing the ire of the other two shifts. Not as lazy or worthless as B-Shift, but usually less arrogant as A-Shift.
Yesterday was apparatus day, but you know it’s C-Shift so they half ass did it”
by SHA_JFRD November 14, 2021
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Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
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Shift worker

Someone who is never fun at parties and tells everyone how unsociable their hours are.
I can’t come for tea tonight, I’m a shift worker. Im on nights a week on Thursday.
by bounty67 December 28, 2017
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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022
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shift f3

Shift f3 for useless pie ray lolz
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Blic shift

1.It is and attachment to a automatic weapon that allows you to shift between the speed and rate at which it fires.
2. It is also a form of transport used to carry the automatic weaponry
1.If i move the blic shift to rapid if fires non stop
2.later we will go for a ride in the blic shift to handle so buisness
by Clue1204 October 15, 2021
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double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
by DevTheReck October 15, 2017
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