Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"

zach is a douche bag

by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Douche Bag

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.

The leage commissioner of NY Fantacy football in Mahopac NY is a Douche Bag

by takadirtnap December 15, 2010

Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

by your such a douche July 2, 2011

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016