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Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
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Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !
Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard
by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019
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Christian is a sweet,loving,athletic and funny guy. He truly is a dream come true. Christian is so sweet, but can be the stupidest guy ever at points. He’ll always be there for you, even through your hardest times. He’s very cute, but can be annoying like anyone. But the absence of him drives you crazy. When your in his arms you feel safe and everything you stress about disappears, you feel like your flying. Yet if he gets mad at you, you feel so ashamed you just want to run away. When he’s happy your happy. When your feeling down, he cheers you up. If your his girlfriend your the luckiest person on earth! Overall Christian is the sweetest, most loving, most caring guy you’ve ever met! If you haven’t met a Christian you haven’t lived yet. That’s a Christian for you!
Girl #1 omg who is that?!
Girl #2 On that’s Christian my bf.
Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
Girl#2 I know right I’m lucky!
by Hottiegal3256 October 8, 2017
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A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 19, 2017
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Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.
Christian is a gorgeous man
by SMAHSER March 21, 2017
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A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.
by Harold13562 May 14, 2017
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