Random Joe: 'Omg look Cutie Patootie is over there!!'
Random Geezer: 'You mean Sasha??'
Random Joe: 'Yea!! Cutie Patootie!!'
Random Geezer: 'You mean Sasha??'
Random Joe: 'Yea!! Cutie Patootie!!'
by Katiskewl May 8, 2024
Get the Cutie Patootiemug. A boy so attractive and stunning that he will make you cream faster than a dairy farmer. He will make you shoot spider-webs in your underwear faster than spider-man could ever imagine. He'd make a blind man see, just so he can beat off to him.
"Oh my god, oh shit. Spider-man. It's harry the cutie, holy shit. I just shot a whole through the front of my undies with semen. I can't get enough of him."
by notzjoxlywilly March 3, 2021
Get the harry the cutiemug. by luislovesSam August 26, 2019
Get the Cutiemug. When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.
Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.
by Mojaz January 17, 2022
Get the Caution-tape cutiemug. by herolling February 1, 2023
Get the Cutie Patootiemug. Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER
by King Tea January 20, 2024
Get the Al the Cutie Piemug. 