To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
Get the Tech Slappedmug. The act of bitch slapping someone so hard boogars, and spit fly from the face of the unsuspecting foe.
by 4runner91 February 25, 2017
Get the boogar slapmug. The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010
Get the Fob slapmug. expression used when a person doesn´t know or forgot something typical, classic or trending. Mostly like an ignorant person that doesn´t know universal history, breaking news, mainstream facts, etc. Usually air heads deserve cultural slaps.
Example 1: It´s incredible that my boyfriend doesn´t know in what continent Egypt is, pff cultural slap!
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
by juno! July 28, 2012
Get the cultural slapmug. Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.
by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019
Get the Slapping the Catmug. Keep MY WIFES NAME OUT OF YOUR F*CKING MOUTH! Followed by a slap to the face, as Chris Rock is unhindered. Will won't keep guys out of her mouth though.
"I'll do nothing while my wife gets clapped, but hell, mention her hair and you'll get slapped.
"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"
"That's just Will The Slap Smith for ya"
by wholesomekeanuchungus March 29, 2022
Get the Will The Slap Smithmug. The act of slapping the dash board of a Neon to get the gauges working. Owners of 1st generation Neons are probably quite familiar with this.
by MITB September 13, 2006
Get the Neon slapmug.