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cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
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Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.
I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.
by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018
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Woozy Wednesday

The Act of Two individuals simultaneously coming up with the idea of sipping the tussin on a Wednesday evening. The recipients of the substance must watch a Quintin Tarantino movie in order for it to be consider a “woozy Wednesday”

The individuals may also embark on a potential nature walk in the dark. They may discuss subconscious thoughts that would normally be repressed
Yo bitch you tryna come over for a woozy Wednesday?

Me and my fella embarked on a woozy Wednesday we might not be able to make it tomorrow

Hey man instead of weed Wednesday would you want to endure a woozy Wednesday with me?
by FortniteOpps420 July 23, 2023
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No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.
No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!
by Qorptocx December 12, 2018
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Wednesday

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever
Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.
by Shok The IV May 9, 2021
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Wednesday

A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”
by Her Senpai His kitten May 13, 2022
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Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend
Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend
by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021
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