unicorn deep

Going so deep in a pussy that it feels like a unicorn's horn is penetrating your ovaries whilst preforming an aggressive rainbow queef.

Fred: Man, I think Stacey is going to brake up with me.
Jo: What!?! Why?!yy
Fred: Well... I was having sex with her for the first time and... I... Have a big... Cock and I went unicorn deep. She still can't walk dude.

by Rybuscle December 26, 2014

Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting

I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson

by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013

Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 5, 2017

hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.

Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn

by ToonzYT October 13, 2023

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011