Turkish Thunder

An individual who tries to portray his masculine side with severe effort while possibly hiding a more homo-sexual type past.

i have never made a gay porno in utah starring an actor called turkish thunder 77....i will skull fuck you for saying that.

by m12z May 26, 2010

turkish smokebomb

The act of inserting baby powder into ones anus. Then having the receiver of the baby powder farting into the givers mouth.

Bro #1: "Jane totally let me turkish smokebomb her lastnight!"

Bro #2 : "No way!"

*HIGH FIVE*

by The pig fucker January 25, 2011

turkish shave

Whereby a man goes to get a cut throat shave, but instead of using shaving foam the man must suck off the barber until ejaculation, swirl in the mouth for 20 seconds or so then dribble out of the mouth in order to smear over his face. This originated in Turkey in the 1400s.

I just had a Turkish Shave, it was salty. Have you had one?

by Histofact June 7, 2014

turkish

A dirty, smelly, khashish-sniffing, ass-wiping,
GREEK-KILLIG person

The Turkish army came to my country during the night and slit the throtes of all the men, and exiled everyone until there was no rememberence of us, the Pontian Greeks.

by Greek Refugee November 13, 2005

Turkish funeral

1. Fucking the corpse in the ass while its still in the coffin, while relatives watch

A turkish funeral is a very sad event, Billy is simply saying goodbye in his own way.

by Jbook July 21, 2006

turkish shampoo

when a girl/guy is giving you head, you piss all over their head.

while my girlfriend gave me oral, i decided to give her some turkish shampoo

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

turkish slurpee

were you suck the cum out of someones butthole

Man that turkish slurpee was good last night.

by chap ass December 13, 2009