turtle top 

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

turtle top by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

turtle ryan 

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.

ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best

turtle ryan by turtle ryan November 28, 2018

Turtle Nest 

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

Turtle Nest by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

turtlenecked 

It means to be killed by being hanged. The term was coined in the Alpharad plus video “Sayori’s Turtleneck” when eelfiee entered Sayori’s room and Ellie said “She got turtlenecked!”

Person1: Where’s Bob?
Person2: He got turtlenecked
Person1: oh ok

turtlenecked by Browniehead666 June 2, 2020

Turtle-Hedgehog 

An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.

That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!

Turtle-Hedgehog by AndreWithaJ December 14, 2020

Turtle Brimming 

The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.

Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.

Turtle Brimming by Turtle123Brim September 23, 2023

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010