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Tik Tok

by BlackMesaScientistBubby September 8, 2020
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tik tok

the worlds stage 4 terminal brain cancer. usually, 15 year old girls who for some reason love to post on how they love watching a millionaire dance. some interact with 17 year old alpha males who think its cool to make thirst traps for kids. they also love to show their necks excessively, and show their chests. basically like the family friendly pornhub.
-hey dad i got tik tok.

-lets hope that you dont loose brain cells, son.
by ParanoidWhispers April 18, 2022
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Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear
OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”
by dicksleeve February 5, 2023
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National Like Every Tik Tok Day

April 26 is the day when you like every Tik Tok you see no matter what it is! It takes 1 second to like so get liking!
Example -If you are scrolling through Tik Tok on April 26 AKA National Like Every Tik Tok Day, you have to like every video you see.
by Jake5218 April 26, 2020
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Tik Tok

1. a place where bad memes originate and then die
2. a hot spot for furries, emos, cosplayers, and old ass men looking at young girls
3. hell in a mobile phone application
tik tok can go away now.
by NewtWendigo January 14, 2019
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tik tok

Tik tok is a program that makes people look like dumbasses.
"I think tik tok sucks"
"Remove it from existence"
by tatiua March 16, 2022
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Tik Tok

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 2, 2019
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