Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
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Get the Third world meme mug.Any person who attempts to engage in unwanted electronic conversation (ie. texting, instant messaging, etc.) with another person who is concurrently skyping, texting, or messaging another person. (Especially his or her significant other.)
Velma: Hey, so have you talked to Susan lately?
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.
by bencoar July 24, 2010
Get the Cyber third-wheel mug.When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
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Get the Third Wheel Effect mug.When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.
Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.
by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015
Get the Third wheel starboard mug.So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.
by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018
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