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Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.
I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag
by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025
mugGet the Fag-Pad Bagmug.

padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
mugGet the padded coat hangersmug.

PAD

Shortened term for Phanni - Fantasize All Day!
PAD lotto winner! PAD win race.
by Wildflower Surprise April 3, 2024
mugGet the PADmug.

Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing
Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”
by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023
mugGet the Oink Padmug.

future pad

I place where you will live in the future.
I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.
by A & A July 27, 2022
mugGet the future padmug.

biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
by OddT0d May 7, 2024
mugGet the biff padsmug.

pad

Verb (to pad)

to use a tablet or iPad
The date would have gone better if she didn't pad all night long.

I just got caught up padding and forgot to get off the bus at my stop.
by bits1bytes2 April 3, 2011
mugGet the padmug.

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