Clark

The worst school you’ll ever go to filled with ghetto ass bitches and dumb fuckheads and snakes. There’s rape in the fucking air

Hey have you been to Clark recently?
Oh that ratchet shithole?

by Baddest Biatch October 2, 2018

are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

joseph clark

A hard working guy. That occasionally enjoys trading pepperoni sticks for oral pleasure.

Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks

by Weldshopchaos November 17, 2022

Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.

Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.

by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017

coen clark

a fat white bloke who obsesses over a women of some sort of asian descent.

“I am coen clark and i’m inlove with that half white, half asian girl”

by peabodyandsherman January 4, 2024

seth clark

Seth Clark, a really buff and cool dude that likes to play football and whip up some bomb ass steak for his homies. Seth Clark is a shark because of his powerful punches when some idiot gets in his way, Seth is Clark and Clark is seth.

“ oh shit here comes seth clark. watch out for seth. looking at him can lead you into a 1v1 on basketball”

by Beanbob44 June 21, 2023