Christopher

A Rapper/Trapper/Bad Bitch Snatcher

Christopher knows what he’s doing on that grill. Have you ever had any of Christopher’s Jerk Chicken?

by Hotwings06 November 24, 2021

Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.

"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"

by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020

Christopher Ward

A great watch company from England.

"Hey, is that Christopher Ward?"

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 25, 2025

Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

christopher ray kaczor

Christopher is sweet caring cool calm hot usually about 5' 6" all the girls like him.

man Christopher ray kaczor is so hot i wish i could date him.

by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019