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Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
mugGet the Back Alley Abortionmug.

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect
by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016
mugGet the Abortion Dodgermug.

China Abortion

When a man is uppercut in the testicles with enough force to castrate him.
Bro if you keep being frisky I might have to give you a China Abortion

I finna boutta China Abort his ass
by Choukey February 17, 2020
mugGet the China Abortionmug.

Slimy half aborted fetus

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!
by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024
mugGet the Slimy half aborted fetusmug.

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check
I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion
by TLVNYC March 21, 2020
mugGet the Anal Abortionmug.

Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant
Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street
by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023
mugGet the Louisiana Abortionmug.

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp
"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."
by Freak Train May 10, 2017
mugGet the budget abortionmug.

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