tecticles

Spectacles for your testicles.

"Oi Dave!" says Pete-the-lege. "Have you seen my new tecticles?", as he unzips his fly. "Look, it lets the lady know you're classy".

"Pete your testicles look like a fucking librarian you tosser" Exclaims Dave.

by Bob-The-Lege Dylan May 6, 2016

testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal

dude last night betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls

Last night Betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thinking.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

Testicleez

Greek God of Fornitude, Lord of Testosterone, the original alpha male archetype.

From his own loins, Zeus sent down Testicleez, the purest bolt of alpha lineage to cast out the imbecidal libtard mumblephocks and at once reject the value of deceit and lying from modern thought.

by J Cabo October 1, 2017

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018