D.Va Syndrome

D.Va Syndrome (pronounced Diva Syndrome) is an illness unique to the players of overwatch, specifically to those who play the character "D.Va". The main and most noticeable symptom of this syndrome is as follows. Whenever the player notices they are below half HP (critical hp) a trigger activates in their brain, forcing them to use every single ability at the same time and fly directly into the enemy team. Other common symptoms can be: using bomb without boosters and standing at the back of the team using D.Va as a sniper.

"Devin just flew into the enemy team on 10 HP, he must have D.Va Syndrome"

by Snish_ June 6, 2021

Thumbrrets Syndrome

An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.

Ex:-While Texting-

Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"

Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."

Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"

Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"

Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."

Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.

Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,

by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

by redlicorice August 8, 2010

Everlong Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live

Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.

by Lakey123 November 28, 2011

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

olimar syndrome

a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.

symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.

You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.

Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.

If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.

The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms

Olivia: I aint ate that dick in 4 days!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!

by dr. dumptruck December 19, 2020

esco syndrome

when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.

ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with

<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"

by unruled June 28, 2008