Badawi Syndrome

When you always think you are right, but you aren't.

Hey hebe, i think you have badawi syndrome..
Hebe: Bro no i don't i carried this game

by Rabihzilla June 23, 2018

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

by redlicorice August 8, 2010

Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

Everlong Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live

Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.

by Lakey123 November 28, 2011

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

Lefneski Syndrome

Lefneski syndrome is a mental condition in which a male becomes a soft, sober and pussy whipped boy once he starts dating a female.

Some common symptoms include:

- inability to say no to his female counterpart

- refuses to get drunk with the boys

- refuses to take part in any "illicit" activities

- tends to be referred to as a "vagina"

- loses all ability to have fun

- is no longer fun to be around

Man ever since John started dating Amy, that bitch, he has become a huge whimp. He is most definitely suffering from Lefneski Syndrome.

by T - bag March 30, 2011

olimar syndrome

a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.

symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.

You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.

Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.

If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.

The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms

Olivia: I aint ate that dick in 4 days!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!

by dr. dumptruck December 19, 2020