Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Slinger

A white man that beats down a black skin toned man with a gun butt or whip or hands.

That Country Slinger over there wants to see that Black guy over there.

by Monkey and the same March 1, 2023

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

country mom

A woman that is below the Mason Dixon line, that is a mother of a child. This mother can also cook, and clean. As well she is thicc

Amy Head is a country Mom.

by Frankljn January 7, 2018

Internet Country

A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet

Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?

by The_Pussy_Slayer July 2, 2021

country locked

A method of locking a gate, shed, area with a pad lock or chain that when viewed from a common distance appears to be locked however isn't.

John "Country Locked" his gate every night with the padlock. But didn't lock it all the way to ensure his wife could get in after work.

by Falcon8507 May 19, 2021

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020