Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.
"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"
by lets start drinking January 26, 2008
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Third world meme

I'm so glad this third world meme has a designated shitting street!
by Streetshitter September 20, 2016
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Third-hand Subway

When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
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Third Wheel Effect

The effect of being left out by your friend because he/she is with someone else.
Most teens face the Third Wheel Effect when their friends start dating.
by Not John Doe April 10, 2015
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Cyber third-wheel

Any person who attempts to engage in unwanted electronic conversation (ie. texting, instant messaging, etc.) with another person who is concurrently skyping, texting, or messaging another person. (Especially his or her significant other.)
Velma: Hey, so have you talked to Susan lately?
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.
by bencoar July 24, 2010
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Third-partiable offense

Noun: a crime(specifically a fight) that which is punished under Ireesh Law through a third party in Apex Legends.
Diamond Team 1: *pokes at Diamond Team 2*
Diamond Team 2: *griefs and pushes them in a terrible way*
Ireesh: Guys this is a third-partiable offense
by lfg(xedoth's home) May 21, 2022
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Third nigga syndrome

Third nigga syndrome is a side effect of several varieties of ganja, but is almost guaranteed if one smokes a large amount of a purple strain.

Third nigga syndrome is a mental thought loop where one gets too stoned and believes there is another nigga with them, and for some reason, it only really happens when you’re high as eagle with one of your niggas. You may see the third nigga out of the corner of your eye, or just sense the third nigga’s presence nearby. In groups larger than two or whilst smoking solo the extra imaginary nigga is rarely sensed.
“Yoooooo where’s the other buhl with us?”

‘Oh shit...where did that nigga go?’
“Yo there’s definitely a third nigga with us”
‘I know, right?’

“Yo we got third nigga syndrome.”
‘Oh big facts.’
by #s r = 2 letters April 09, 2021
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