christmas outfit

1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.

2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.

Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."

by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016

Christmas Nudes

Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!

Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”

by James1904 December 24, 2019

Christmas Noob

A person who has gotten a gaming console during Christmas and has no idea how to play.

"Are you a Christmas Noob?" "Ready to play with all these Christmas Noobs?"

by iAmNoobGod February 25, 2019

Brown Christmas

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

by J’oh December 25, 2020

Christmas balls

Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive

Your wit is just “Christmas balls” mate

by HenryWalter May 7, 2019

Christmas Hell

The sensation or experience of working in retail during the chaotic/crazy busy Christmas period.

Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.

by the_nutter December 20, 2014

christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing

Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave

by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008