Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

ChRiStIaNiTy

Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.

Jasper, how is your ChriStIaNity going?

by dingoogoo June 27, 2019

Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018

Christian

Christian is a sweet,loving,athletic and funny guy. He truly is a dream come true. Christian is so sweet, but can be the stupidest guy ever at points. He’ll always be there for you, even through your hardest times. He’s very cute, but can be annoying like anyone. But the absence of him drives you crazy. When your in his arms you feel safe and everything you stress about disappears, you feel like your flying. Yet if he gets mad at you, you feel so ashamed you just want to run away. When he’s happy your happy. When your feeling down, he cheers you up. If your his girlfriend your the luckiest person on earth! Overall Christian is the sweetest, most loving, most caring guy you’ve ever met! If you haven’t met a Christian you haven’t lived yet. That’s a Christian for you!

Girl #1 omg who is that?!
Girl #2 On that’s Christian my bf.
Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
Girl#2 I know right I’m lucky!

by Hottiegal3256 October 8, 2017

Christianity

I see you've looked up christianity.... well you obviously need some Jesus. I suggest you try it some time.

Christianity.....NEED SOME JESUS!!!!!!!

by Thatcoolchristiangirl January 9, 2019

Christian

Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or

Friend- Christian is such a fucking cuck
You- I know right. Why can't he just stop being a cuck

by Stanleegon November 17, 2018