Highlighter Syndrome

When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.

Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.

by johnnymackser September 25, 2009

Blower's Syndrome

After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.

"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW

by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009

Everlong Syndrome

The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live

Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.

by Lakey123 November 28, 2011

Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

Lefneski Syndrome

Lefneski syndrome is a mental condition in which a male becomes a soft, sober and pussy whipped boy once he starts dating a female.

Some common symptoms include:

- inability to say no to his female counterpart

- refuses to get drunk with the boys

- refuses to take part in any "illicit" activities

- tends to be referred to as a "vagina"

- loses all ability to have fun

- is no longer fun to be around

Man ever since John started dating Amy, that bitch, he has become a huge whimp. He is most definitely suffering from Lefneski Syndrome.

by T - bag March 30, 2011

esco syndrome

when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.

ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with

<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"

by unruled June 28, 2008