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Stalker

A person who finds every piece of evidence on someone. Usually someone they are obsessed with and want to find every single thing on the person. Even going through one’s mother’s Facebook to find embarrassing pictures to hold against them. They will pull up pictures you never have seen before.
Gabby is a stalker she followed my mom on Facebook and found pictures of people because she is obsessed and wants to be like me.
by Emswagmaster2000 December 23, 2023
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Status Stalker

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
by Apairadeez March 21, 2025
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Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
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Stalker

Stalk°er

One who has demonstrated a repeat pattern of obsessive behaviour.

Contacts single mothers in an effort to cause harm or slander related to a target of obsession.

It is important to remember that stalking is a pattern, and attaching this label to someone should only be done when repeated.

Stalkers/abusers are typically enabled by thots with daddy issues that seek validation in male attention. They are just as tragic.

Stalk°ing
"Scott was convicted of online stalking, and is doing it again by contacting single mothers due to unhealthy obsession in an attempt to validated his own actions, this is what a stalker does"
by Ashleyjohnson578 April 4, 2019
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stalker gf

A girl who stalks a guy in hopes they end up dating them but instead just become a stalker.
You know that person right they are a stalker GF.
by gasdas April 19, 2018
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stalker rizz

when someone goes on someone's social media accounts to get information about them to make conversations more relatable, memorable or interesting
(example of stalker rizz, in a situation where someone has a Pikachu plushie) "What are you dressing up for Halloween? I'm going as Pikachu."
by marshieray February 25, 2025
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