Hard Spoon

When someone, who is much larger and of the same sex, uncomfortably or forcibly snuggles up behind someone

She seems so sad and vulnerable crying on her bed, I'm going in for a Hard Spoon.....

by Maryjane* December 13, 2017

Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.

M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!

by Zing111 July 4, 2016

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

Doom spoons

Another word for cobra. smol cobras are teaspoons of doom

1:doom spoons are yes
1:agreed
1: oh shit i forgot to change accounts
3: its ok bro we all agree

by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

Moon And Spoon

Moon and spoon meaning when you moon your ass at another spoon and then proceed to use a spoon to spoon out your own asshole

Me and the boys like to moon and spoon the locals schools

by Ddsbigs June 25, 2021