Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.
Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
by hilbilly1 December 27, 2013
Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.
by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 06, 2022
When you are totally owning someone, when someone is bowing before you and then you end there pain by padding their ass to death.
* playing some counter-strike source game * oh my god I just headshotted you! I gave you daddy spanks
by Simon666 May 06, 2006
Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 26, 2016
When an Asian says "Be right back." on XBOX to go jerk off without using any lubrication. The Asian Dry Spank may also be followed by the excuse "I'm going to take a shower.". The Asian Dry Spank usually occurs once or twice a day and late at night, and lasts for a duration of about 5 to 10 minutes.
Ryan: Be right back, going to take a shower.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
by Alectric April 26, 2013
A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 08, 2011
by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008