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Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.
The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."
by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014
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mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.
After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.
by Dubiks December 7, 2018
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santa fe

cute crossover SUV created for gay people who want to be soccer moms. low cost, and 'curb' appeal keep it desirable for closet homos trying to 'blend in'.
Awe: "Check out my new car"
Thentic: "Ummmm... what it is?"
Awe: "C'mon - it's a Santa Fe!"
Thentic: "Oh, doesn't look like something Tony Soprano would drive - but maybe Vito...did you see it on Queer as Folk?"
by Killa_Cambridge December 1, 2006
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Santa Fe

A shitty town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, going to KKK meetings, having a horrible high school football team, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. Top imporst are dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, moonshine, and white sheets with scissors. Enter with extreme caution...especially you colored folks.
Wait, when did Tyrone move to Santa Fe?

I dont know, but his Funeral service was last tuesday.
by ChetGunsmoke January 2, 2010
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Adrian Santana

An amazing boy who you can always go to for anything. Someone who is caring and loving. If you find yourself in a relationship with a boy by the name of Adrian Santana, it will be the best relationship you'll ever be in. He will easily charm you. He has good looks and nobody can resist him. Easily, the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Once you have him, do not let him go, he is amazing.
Wow, Adrian Santana really changed my life.

I really fell in love with Adrian Santana.
by RohkneeRampage April 28, 2011
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Brown Santa

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.
John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013
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santa sack

The act of purposly dumping your girlfriend or boyfriend, right before christmas, so you dont have to buy them presents.
"Hey man what are u getting tammy for christmas?"

"nothin' man, shes getting santa sacked"
by michael dermot January 10, 2007
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