Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken March 12, 2012
noun. A feel good seal is someone who makes other people feel good. They put others before themselves and act selflessly
by RestlessARBIT3R November 06, 2021
when you're just having a great time
by slapping like a seal January 13, 2021
Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective
It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?
Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains
Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains
Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
by WilliamRobbotom January 15, 2024
2 good frnds having a very bad sun burn on the face and your skin peeling off leaving you with diffrnt colored skin spots on ur face making u look like a very cute leopard seal from california ......i think
look at those 2 cute girls with spots on their faces....they look like 2 freaking leopard seals! The 2 girls being the leopard seal sisters.
by skaterchik12 August 13, 2007
When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
by Rjyanta March 07, 2020