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Portland Sandy 

A sex term used to describe when one girl gives you a ballcuzzi while another blows you.
I got the greatest Portland Sandy last night. My dick felt like it was crying unicorn tears.
Portland Sandy by MattSexyneck October 30, 2012

Dirty Sandy 

When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.

Similar to the dirty sanchez.
I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"
Dirty Sandy by Electric Mayhem November 11, 2004

Julian & Sandy 

Two characters From Round The Horne, a BBC radio program. Also the title of their sketches.

Julian and Sandy were two camp, out-of-work actors, who were always at work in a franchise that featured the word bona, which means 'good' in Polari.

Polari was gay slang used as a secret underground language before the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain back in the 1960s.

They could be found working at such ventures as Bona Promotions, the Ballet Bona, Bona TV Ltd, and Polari Vous Francais: the Bona School of Languages.

As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp homosexual characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari in the sketches.

The writers and cast thought the characters worked very well as they were not being held up to ridicule or simply there to be the target of a joke, in fact most of the sketches revolved around Kenneth Horne's presumed ignorance being the target of their jokes.

Kenneth Horne would find these two characters usually by looking in a rather risque magazine (which he would insist he bought for innocent reasons). This would lead him, more often than not, to their business in Chelsea.
I'm listening to 'Julian & Sandy' on CD.. it's making me lol!
Julian & Sandy by miss_weezy January 11, 2010

Pecan Sandy 

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
Pecan Sandy by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

Southern Sandy 

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.
Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

Dirty sandy 

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man
Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.
Dirty sandy by Plebcicle February 24, 2017