After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.
"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW
by chuck y hacks February 23, 2009
The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.
While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.
by Marshall R. December 18, 2007
When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.
Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.
by johnnymackser September 25, 2009
A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.
"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."
by captainericbertulaitis February 24, 2013
Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.
Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.
Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009
when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.
ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with
ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with
<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"
by unruled June 28, 2008
Lefneski syndrome is a mental condition in which a male becomes a soft, sober and pussy whipped boy once he starts dating a female.
Some common symptoms include:
- inability to say no to his female counterpart
- refuses to get drunk with the boys
- refuses to take part in any "illicit" activities
- tends to be referred to as a "vagina"
- loses all ability to have fun
- is no longer fun to be around
Some common symptoms include:
- inability to say no to his female counterpart
- refuses to get drunk with the boys
- refuses to take part in any "illicit" activities
- tends to be referred to as a "vagina"
- loses all ability to have fun
- is no longer fun to be around
Man ever since John started dating Amy, that bitch, he has become a huge whimp. He is most definitely suffering from Lefneski Syndrome.
by T - bag March 15, 2011