Man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing porn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off.
Dude: "Are you on your way home from work?"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
Righteous Dude:"Yep, after my 'spank take out' I'm ready to eat my dinner!"
by hilbilly1 December 26, 2013
Get the spank take outmug. The act of putting "it" in a girls vagina and destroying her, such as a tank would do to a city, and spanking her repeatedly. If you properly "destroy"(Tank) you can give that bitch a Longview logsplitter = It's their favorite. I guarantee it.
Last night Hayden totally gave Starla the old tank & spank. She was so apalled that he did this and asked for a longview logsplitter.
by Dawktor vaginas January 27, 2010
Get the Tank & Spankmug. Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
Get the three spank surprisemug. When you are totally owning someone, when someone is bowing before you and then you end there pain by padding their ass to death.
* playing some counter-strike source game * oh my god I just headshotted you! I gave you daddy spanks
by Simon666 May 15, 2006
Get the daddy spanksmug. When an Asian says "Be right back." on XBOX to go jerk off without using any lubrication. The Asian Dry Spank may also be followed by the excuse "I'm going to take a shower.". The Asian Dry Spank usually occurs once or twice a day and late at night, and lasts for a duration of about 5 to 10 minutes.
Ryan: Be right back, going to take a shower.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.
by Alectric April 26, 2013
Get the Asian Dry Spankmug. A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
Get the Spank Ze Monkeymug. by HipHopAnonymous123 December 22, 2008
Get the Facebook Spank Bankmug.