southern snow shovel

It's a broom or other device that people in warm climates use to shovel snow because they do not own a real snow shovel.
We got an inch of snow, so I had to get out the southern snow shovel to clear the driveway.
by Yank33 January 30, 2014
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southern comfort exorcism

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever
-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!
by Supercane July 28, 2019
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Southern Belle Syndrome

The competition between two Southern belles to impress a native of the North.
Angela is a victim of Southern Belle Syndrome. She totally sabotaged me when I was introduced to that new transfer student from Columbia!!
by Missy. CC November 08, 2013
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southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.
Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????
by YAWA May 23, 2022
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Southern California Goodbye

A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.

The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
by pernessa April 07, 2019
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Southern tap water

Person 1: Hey man you got any water its hotter than Africa out there

Person 2: Sure thing just take one of those cups of southern tap water out of the trash can
by Colebutt January 10, 2012
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Southern bear clamp

When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.
Last night I recieved a southern bear clamp.
by Sabooboo March 15, 2008
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