When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.
Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.
by VidkidVidkid May 15, 2017
Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!
by thesaggyslapper99 December 11, 2009
verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league
I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
by Krkič February 12, 2019
When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.
"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"
"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
by chuckradders June 13, 2020
by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022
To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
expression used when a person doesn´t know or forgot something typical, classic or trending. Mostly like an ignorant person that doesn´t know universal history, breaking news, mainstream facts, etc. Usually air heads deserve cultural slaps.
Example 1: It´s incredible that my boyfriend doesn´t know in what continent Egypt is, pff cultural slap!
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
Example 2: Are you kidding? Why have you never seen the end of Titanic? Cultural slap.
by juno! July 28, 2012