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netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...
by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018
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whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
by Groatsworth June 21, 2019
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butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
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Hawaiin Reappreciation Days

Days in which Hawaiins have to leave Hawaii and go to the mainland for work.

Since Hawaii is so outstandingly amazing leaving for "vacations days" is saddening because they did not appreciate how wonderful Hawaii is and have to be reminded.

-B.T.T H.
Person 1. "Well I have to take my hawaiin Reappreciation Days."

Person 2. "Well when you get back from the mainland you'll remember how great it is out here."

Person 1: "Pau." (A word used for exiting or being done"
by Ungrateful unwanted September 4, 2021
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The Raper

1.A mythical creature that comes out at night only and rapes people who don’t wear clothes to bed and rapes them in their ass and if it comes at day it dies to a butthole explosion
2.A fan made Pokémon that knows only one move interstellar rape where it goes invisible and rapes both the trainer and its Pokémon.
1.Mike didn’t wear clothes so he got attacked by the Raper
2.I fought against The Raper in Pokémon and lost to the interstellar rape.
by Mike conklong April 21, 2022
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Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by
Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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