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Keep the ratio

Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount
A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”
by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025
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Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

-or-

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)
by ovo1bro August 10, 2023
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Ratio

Person 1:Your ugly

Person 2:Ratio(Back at ya)
by iiheart.mee June 6, 2022
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D to S ratio

When you grade a girl on whether or not she is hot. Date to Sex.
Your a D to S ratio 10:8.
by Poop da Shmoop May 13, 2016
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Ratio

When someone comments on a video saying "Ratio," they are signaling people to like (or upvote if you use reddit) their comment in agreement to disagreeing with the video. Most people that say "Ratio" end up losing this battle because they are moronic dipshits that are 10 years old or younger.
Person 1: Look at this guy that commented ratio lol he failed
Person 2: Lmfao what a shitter
by somerandom13yearold July 27, 2021
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Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.
Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022
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Ratio

The word "ratio" is used by a sub-species of humanity called "twitter people". They are used during arguments with other twitter people (this word is also used when "twitter people" disagree with eachothers opinions. A successful ratio means you get more likes and positive replies than the other post/message. It is referred that if you used this word you will be called a "clown" and a "bozo".
Twitter User: Ratio lol trash i beat u in a match in cod loooolllll
by jonathanraves12 August 1, 2022
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