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Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.
That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.
by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022
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The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.
by Coach Burns December 28, 2022
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Jorge Villa Rangel Appreciation Day

**Jorge Villa Rangel Appreciation Day** is celebrated on June 25th and centers around the contributions and qualities of Jorge Villa Rangel. It is a day dedicated to recognizing his achievements, character, and impact on the community or field he represents. Celebrated with admiration and gratitude, this holiday serves as a reminder to acknowledge and honor the positive influence and accomplishments of Jorge Villa Rangel.
On Jorge Villa Rangel Appreciation Day, friends and colleagues gathered to share stories and express gratitude for Jorge's dedication to sending Sponge Bob memes in their group chat.
by Logang1000 June 25, 2024
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