A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.
Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!
Person 2: *gets naked*
Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!
Person 2: *gets naked*
Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!
by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008
Get the woods pornmug. A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.
"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".
by Middle Aged Man with Mustache December 14, 2011
Get the Porn Pitmug. by DarkKnight5123 December 9, 2008
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Get the Nugget Pornmug. Secret fbi:sup dude
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST
Pedo dude:hey dude got some loli porn
Secret fbi:*Showing his id*THIS IS THE FBI YOUR UNDER ARREST
by To×|¢W@s+e November 6, 2020
Get the loli pornmug. (noun) Footage of severe weather causing damage or incredible phenomena, which are enjoyable and gratifying to the viewers. Weather porn is a common product of storm chasers and news stations. Tornadoes are by far the most common subject of weather porn, but hurricanes, thunderstorms and flooding events can produce effective weather porn. Some weather porn may involve no damage, such as a view of the storm itself. In this context, a good money shot is a closeup of the storm doing damage.
Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.
Weather-related video clips that include title/keywords such as "Incredible," "Amazing," "Deadly" and other superlatives are often a good marker of weather porn.
by Lefty September 25, 2013
Get the weather pornmug. The literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet British children exchanged porn. Mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
How did you find this copy of Razzle? Under your dad's bed?
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
by QuarticStrumming September 21, 2015
Get the hedge pornmug.