Canadian penny

A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.

Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'

Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'

Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'

Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'

by sukadog August 22, 2012

Daniel Penny

Wasn't self defense because he wasn't being actively being aggressed upon. The homeless guy was shouting about being hungry...

Hym "Daniel Penny walked up behind the guy (Jordan Nealy), and strangled him for 15 minutes. Jordan Nealy hadn't even interacted with this guy (Daniel Penny) up to this point. But I guess if being obnoxious should be a death sentence, I can het on board with that. I should have killed that cripple for doing THE EXACT SAME THING as Jordan Nealy on several occasions. And APPARENTLY I'd have some defenders. Should have just strangled him... Hmm... But they wouldn't have called it 'self-defense.' They would have called 'Curing his affliction.' You like that? I like the sound of it. Sounds good."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

talon and penny

On inspector gaget series, these two are the best ship ever

A:Hey have you you seen go go gaget?
B:Hey and I love talon and penny
A:SAME

by Bird with the biggest bird February 9, 2023

penny farthing

someone who has big balls but a small dick

Blake has a penny farthing.

by acuzi October 31, 2021

Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth

Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it

by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021

Louise Penny

Loves a genuine pleather jacket as long as it cost her £5. Will steal your last bit of pepperoni and your 36th birthday without a second thought.

P1 Who's been eating my pizza?
P2 Eh, that will be Louise Penny, she can’t control herself around a salami!

by Whyte824 August 3, 2022

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022