When a black man with a big fat sausage dangling from between his legs bends over a 4 foot 6 midget and farts in their mouth, causing a catastrophic chain of events leading to the fall of the Russian empire and the third World War.
Darn! If that medical pen explaggot never happened we wouldn't be in this mess! Quick! Give me a rat slimer!
by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025
Get the Medical Pen Explaggotmug. 
A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.
While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
Get the Scratcher Penmug. You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 1, 2022
Get the bad pen palmug. by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022
Get the Pen islandmug. Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
Get the From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ringmug. Small town near border of new jersey and Pennsylvania. Not much to say boring basic white girls and wannabe gang members (not as bad as bangor tho) a lot of corny ppl. chase shramko sells drugs in this town!
Pen Argyl
by Chase Shramko May 13, 2022
Get the Pen Argylmug.