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Patriarky pen

A slang word for a man's genetalia used by weird people
"get out of here with your patriarky pen"
by Tysken_raider July 9, 2018
mugGet the Patriarky penmug.

Pen

Take this weapon forged in darkness. Some see a pen, I see a harpoon.
by GayEmoUnicorn May 3, 2018
mugGet the Penmug.

Pen

A thing that your draw away your life with.
I used a pen to sign a contract.
by gigi.irwin December 8, 2020
mugGet the Penmug.

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.
Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal
by #1penpal September 1, 2022
mugGet the bad pen palmug.

Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.
Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.
by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023
mugGet the Scratcher Penmug.

Pen island

AN ISLAND FULL OF PENISES AND FILLED THE STICKIEST CUM
I AM GOING TO PEN ISLAND IN 2 DAYS
by RIB CAGE July 2, 2022
mugGet the Pen islandmug.

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