ping

The inability to type properly, a ty-ping deficiency

it would help if i could overcome my ping problems

by righto January 10, 2008

@everyone Pinging Day

@everyone pinging day is the day in december 9 where you can ping everyone for 24 hours if you want

person 1: @everyone
person 2: why are you doing that?
person 1: its @everyone Pinging Day

by anonymous December 9, 2020

ping my blog

It's a computer geek term. It doesn't really matter what it means it just sound so useful. It sort of rolls off your tongue. Just begs to be repeated. Sounds like words you could use for anything.

ping your blog, Pinging my blog, pinging her blog, Hey ping my blog. I got my blog pinged today! Hold on a minute, I'm pinging my blog. I was in my front yard pinging my blog. Wassup dog, jus pingin muh blog

by Iftakhar August 18, 2009

Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021

Ping

ping is a word used by weirdos which means “no”, or you’re doing the most. (originated in Olney MD, Sherwood) Usually used before or after a phrase

“he still kept perusing her after she said no? ping, dawg”

by Nïggër April 9, 2021

Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.

"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."

by DjDyss August 14, 2016