Penny Phone

A Phone that costs a penny, usually on online stores.

Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.

by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009

Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

penny stealer

Every jew that has ever/will live

That penny stealer should be put in his camp

by sadhasugdayugadsgsd January 4, 2018

pretty penny

A person who is a 1 on the 1-10 hot scale but has a great personality.

Yeah Kayla is ugly but she's a pretty penny.

by YourBoyMatty June 11, 2016

Throwing pennies in a bowl

For when you want to make a bet that you will likely lose, but you won’t be out much if you do.

“How much do you think he gets paid for that?”
“Just throwing pennies in a bowl, I’d say not enough.”

by H1234545 June 27, 2018

pennis

An online exchange of dick pics between two gay people, who are in love with each other
(like tennis, but with dicks)

Oh, Mark and Rob are playing pennis again

Quit playing pennis and go out with him already!

by cassettechan December 21, 2024

Penny Pounder

In Mexico, this term is used to describe a woman so poor she bends over to pick up a "dropped" penny allowing instant access to the glory hole.

Joe: "Hey, I bet if I strategically place this penny, that Mexican chick will bend over to pick it up and I can bang that shit all night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she's such a Penny Pounder. I bet her glory hole is amazing!"

by SloppyHoe November 29, 2010