oh my gouad

the basic bitch way of saying oh my god

**can also be spelled:
gaoud
goud
gouid

*some peasant runs into you*
*turns around* *flips hair* *annoyed hand motion*
"OH MY GOUAD"

by themostswegedgelord April 13, 2017

oh my cage

it's can also stand as omc. it's is the equivalent of oh my god to cageists (members of cageism religion of Nick Cage)

oh my cage. I can't believe how God like Nick Cage is. I worship him.

by therealmemequeen May 30, 2016

oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Oh my gosh chipotle

A kid friendly version of, Bitch please.

When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.

by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019

oh my frank

What emos use instead of saying “oh my god”
it includes the name of Frank Iero because he is a true god.

“Oh my frank he is so hot!”
“Omgee I know.”

by banging fronk in the shower January 5, 2020

Oh My Shot

OMS or Oh My Shot is another form of saving oh my jesus christmas when someone does something wrong/dumb or they say something dumb you say OMS

Friend takes a shot on goal but launches it over the net

Me: Oh my shot brodeh that shot was coch that shit flew to ecuador

by Cocofromthe8 January 28, 2020