Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
by Newtonsgatorboy December 12, 2020
When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships
by ChestyLaRue13 October 01, 2022
Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum May 10, 2018
by matthewvan8 April 14, 2021
The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
Jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent's house. The fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great "couch awareness" on his part.
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
or,
Jenny kicked Tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.
and
Johnny passed out again while playing Halo, but thanks to his keen "couch awareness" he was able to get up and perform an EMRT (early morning rack transfer).
by Blue Tipton October 03, 2007
A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 28, 2003