god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

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Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

by De Subiie January 9, 2017

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the entrée of the evening

This can be seen as the most exciting and rewarding event of any evening - the main course of a night. It can be romance...it should be romance....

George: "So, last night! Wow! I mean, What a night!"
Chuck: "What did you do or I mean, who did you do? HAHAHAA!"
George: "I was with Alexia. She is so sweet! We held hands and looked into each others eyes - that was the entrée of the evening. I'm not a sex fiend like you, Chuck. Now let's go mug that old lady!"

by von groovy July 10, 2024

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My Quiet Evening Rain

(n): An endearing term to be used for one special, very wonderful and lovely person. Usually refers to a shy, reserved individual who, although she doesn’t say much, gives off an energy reminiscent of gentle rain tapping on a window late after dark. Generally a bookworm and likes flowers.

Her eyes speak more than words

But what she shows is true
“From what I know of nerds
One day we will come through”
Oh My Quiet Evening Rain
Forever I will stay
In my heart you will remain
Together every day

by nerds07 September 16, 2023

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