how old are you again?
by bob May 7, 2005

by TooSick4U February 23, 2008

"Hey bro, wanna go to Dunkin Donuts?"
"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Nah- man, I'm Donut- sexual, I'm not gonna cheat on my Pink frosted sprinkled donut............. WITH CREAM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by AgentTomato January 27, 2017

Term used to describe the act of having sex in semi-public places, usually after hours or in vacant facilites, and causing a fair property damage in that act.
Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.
Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.
Sexual vandalism takes mere al fresco sex a step further by adding the thrill of wanton hooliganism.
Note that to sexually vandalise a person could have a completely different meaning to that of doing it to various public property.
me and my girlfriend broke into her school the other night to enjoy a bit of sexual vandalism of account of her graduating from that place soon. we romped all over and broke 2 sinks in the men's bathroom, ended up cracking the glass of their photocopier, moved all the potted plants into the entrance lobby and spay painted cocks on all the notice boards in the halls.
by uselessponko January 30, 2009

D- sexuality is similar to A- sexuality, only that one it is not repelled by sex. A D- sexual person tries to not get into any sexual intercourse whatsoever, a D- sexual person has a good life without.
Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.
Most D- sexual people ends up having sex from time to time whether they like it or not (they'll probably not like it), but they would NEVER get into any kind of relationship.
Girl: "Heey, you wanna come along to my place?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."
Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."
Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"
D- sexual boy: "neeh, not really.."
Boy: "Let's go somewhere else, eh?"
D- sexual boy: "no man, sorry."
Alien: "let's go and have some fun!?"
D- sexual boy: "I was gonna say no, but since you are an alien, I'll join. Besides, you got any ice cream?"
by Boethiah June 4, 2011

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

Invaild sexualites are very important and arent vaild in the LGBTQA+ community.
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”
Ex.
“Heatsexual”
“MAP PRIDE”
“Tiktoksexual”
“dreamsexual”
“dracosexual”
“anisexual”
person 1:“hey dude i think im dreamsexual or sum”
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”
person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“
person 2:“fuck no, hes a fookin 22 year old man and your a fookin minor!”
person 1:”holy sheet i didnt know he was an adult”
person 2:“boy- im out”
‘Next day’
person 1: *googles up dreamsexual*
person 1: no wonder, dreamsexual is an invaild sexuality.”
person 3: “THATS THE FOOKIN’ REASON THAT PERSON 2 TOOK A PLANE TO AMERICA YA FOOK-“
by QT_bee0wU February 18, 2021
