Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 4, 2014

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021

butt beaver

A buttcrack that is too hairy.

She has so much hair on her butt that it looks like her beaver. She has a butt beaver!

by BeaverBuzzer July 21, 2014

beaver chew

Hack job or very ugly cut job.

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.

by randomryan July 3, 2014

beaver commander

A master of the female lady parts. A slayer of the woman vagina. Slay the beaver..if you know what I'm saying.

Trevor met Sally and before he knew it he was her beaver commander.

by Beaver Slayer 307 April 18, 2014

beaver chili

When you vomit into a vagina.

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.

by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018

Beaver Mattress

A feminine napkin, specifically a Maxi-pad

I got's to go to da store & buy me some beaver mattresses - gettin' kinda runny down dere!

by Blorb2! September 18, 2012