a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.
guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”
by going inane March 25, 2022
nick is a person that doesn’t know how to text back but says sorry at unnecessary times. He is probably a white-washed lightskin
by slumpnina December 20, 2019
also known as nickleback
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
nick is the funniest person youll ever meet in your entire fucking life. he gets the whole squad laughing with zero effort. seriously, its crazy. insane. so is he. hes crazy and insane and everyone loves that about him. he gives no fucks and says what we wants bc hes fucking badass. hes so cool you get the shivers when youre near him. thats just what nick does to you. along with all of this, as if it couldnt get any better, hes nice. imagine being cool and badass, but also nice. hes literally the whole deal. the full package. when you talk to nick, you get goosebumps and you actually hear angels singing in your head. its like soft hymns for real. because hes like an effing god. nick is god.
A: man, lifes been shit rn
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
B: bro, just pray to nick
A: dont you mean god?
B: whats the difference?
- - -
A: i just got the chills bro
B: bro, look up. its nick.
A: well that explains that!
by asicks May 11, 2022
is the biggest asshole ever and is a player doesn’t really love you and can’t live without a girlfriend
by sam is a bitch January 5, 2019
by that_guy March 26, 2019
by VB_Rocks June 12, 2005
(Adj.) Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.
How nick is the band, "a perfect circle?"
That dude in solitary confinement ripping out his hair and eating feces is feeling so nick right now.
by Kenneth Samuelson III November 1, 2007