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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
mugGet the Negative Edgemug.
A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
mugGet the negative infinity out of one infinitesimalmug.

negged out

A person who always complains about not ever having anything to be happy about !
She was so negged out , I was put in a foul mood after I spent time with her.
by Scriptlines October 17, 2019
mugGet the negged outmug.

Neg

A person who has just started the gym and or doesn’t know what they are doing whom makes negative gains.
by The Goat Chwid June 29, 2022
mugGet the Negmug.

Negative Nonce

A person who likes children and also has a bad attitude and can be rude to her suspects.
Oh Hazel is such a negative nonce to Robert
by HazRob July 24, 2025
mugGet the Negative Noncemug.

Negative 2

A negative 2 is secret word for a piece a shit when there's one in the room. The word comes from when someone asks are you taking a piss you say negative #2. It's only used to describe the real A-holes and scoundrels not as a joke amongst friend. It has nothing to do with race or nationality. Just an A-hole and a negative 2
Oh God!!! A negative 2 just walked in the party.
Jim: What are you doing dude taking a poop?
Vic: Nope but there's this negative 2 standing next to me that won't shut up
by Wavylife May 28, 2022
mugGet the Negative 2mug.

negative sty

negative style or someone who can’t dress well
aye buddy you look like a squid, got negative sty.
by yoollebunt January 14, 2022
mugGet the negative stymug.

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