meat curtins

large vaginal lips that hang down like sliced roast beef

lori has a huge set of meat curtins

by truefate May 21, 2004

Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 24, 2003

Meat Hatch

Deep and wide vagina

Mate, your mum's got a meat hatch

by mibaki April 01, 2018

meat puppet

person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.

George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.

by Therese December 12, 2005

Meat Chisel

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.

Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Clown Meat

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

by Dr Drew, PhD October 13, 2016

meat kick

When one person (male or female) takes their leg and uses a strong force of energy to smash it into another person's (male) private area. This hurts a lot so try to avoid from it happening to you.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna meat kick you as hard as I can."

by dean and jordan June 18, 2006